Head puppeteer @ the string theory
Posted on 21st Apr at 9:22 PM, with 1 note
we all try to look impressive in the comments section
Posted on 21st Apr at 9:13 PM, with 2 notes
what if we all talked to each other the way we do in sex toy product reviews
“You are not efficient at all”
Posted on 21st Apr at 9:11 PM
name child after appliance get pretty in pink reference
Posted on 21st Apr at 9:09 PM
names future child the deep throat sucker
Posted on 21st Apr at 9:05 PM, with 1 note
we all stop mating and just buy sex toys instead
Posted on 21st Apr at 8:37 PM, with 1 note
the worst part is im suffering from erectile dysfunction
Posted on 20th Apr at 7:56 PM, with 3 notes
I was in the bathroom and all of a sudden the light got brighter and I asked myself if I did that with my mind lol
Posted on 20th Apr at 7:56 PM, with 2 notes
welcome to mtv cribs *invites mtv into my head* *everything is a gimmick*
